C. D Carr
2026
ALLERGENS INCARNATE This work is licensed under CC0 1.0 Universal. The person who associated a work with this deed has dedicated the work to the public domain by waiving all of his or her rights to the work worldwide under copyright law, including all related and neighboring rights, to the extent allowed by law. You can copy, modify, distribute and perform the work, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission. Allergens Incarnate Bobby Benson was at the DFQ (Dairy Free Queen) super market with his mom, Janice at 5:29 pm (Bobby hated grocery stores. And kept a close record of what time it was.) when he heard a voice. Note: Bobby didn't really hear the voice, he was too busy watching the stock market (his investments in AC inc were skyrocketing due to a new MFMD (Meat Free McDonald's) opening.) In the following seconds the stocks on AC inc plummeted well below 0 dollars in return on investment. (There seemed to be some sort of cult-based scandal going down in court.) End of Note. Bobby quickly removed all his money from the investment account and thankfully, the stocks were still worth three somethings. Note: Forty Nothings = One Something Forty Somethings = One Substantial Amount of Cash. End of Note. “Hello shoppers,” it said, with a thick Australian accent, “the DFQ super market is now closed. Let me see…” his voice drained out. “Ah, yes, I see there are five of you in there. I do hope all of you survive, not that you are in any danger. But I will be leaving now and locking all the doors and windows, and there is one hiding place, which is in the corner over there.” Bobby looked ‘over there’ and saw a small supply closet about the size of a shopping cart. “The safe space will fit two skinny people, one normal sized person, or half a fat person,” the voice continued. “Or you can pay 3.1415926 Somethings to not not die, er not like you would die… I like pi.” The voice stuttered. “Goodbye, I sincerely hope you survive.” The voice cut off, and Bobby hea
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